A friend of mine was watching an "Xtra Normal" clip. If you are not familiar, it is a program that lets you write a scene and it will plug the scene into a simple animation. Much of the humor comes from the fact that the voices are kind of monotone. Anyway, the scene my friend was watching was about the Iron Man and how the guy wanted to train for it and the woman was making fun. My friend found it amusing but noticed that the woman in the animation was wearing chopsticks. In her hair. Alarmed, he emailed me and asked if I wanted to write a scene. So I did. Who am I to say no? I'm mostly delighted more people are spotting the chopstick wearing phenomenon. Happy Holidays!
Special thanks to Pete G. for making the video and my husband for the script help. Not sure why it's so damn big.